1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Hey, eh...! 3 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,800 The memory can never forget the beauty of a young rump... 4 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,800 Heh heh, yeah not even after death... 5 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 What a piece! Hey! 6 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,800 Such vulgarity... Well what did you expect... 7 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,800 with a mother like Zaira? And with a papa like Andre...! 8 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,800 Is it true that he's the father? 9 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Nothing is true, and nothing is untrue... 10 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Hey, Maestro! Oh, hah hah... 11 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I'll strangle you, you little wart! 12 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,800 Well, didn't she get here yet...? 13 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,800 No, not yet... Will you stop looking at the clock, 14 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,800 you're not going to find her there, your obsession is unnatural... 15 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,800 What's wrong? You are not happy? 16 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 'very happy... Huh...! 17 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 You bother to ask...? 18 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,800 Ehh, his obsession was my obsession at his age, heh heh... 19 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,800 Naa-naa, when we were young, you fooled around with me, 20 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,800 not with a dumb poopy-doll. The likes of her, come out of nowhere... 21 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,800 What do you mean nowhere, she's Zaira's daughter! 22 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,800 In fact... imagine a woman... 23 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,800 ...who worked as a hat checker in the cloakroom of a transatlantic liner, huh! 24 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Well what's so bad about working in a cloakroom? 25 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,800 Because she came back... knocked-up and unmarried! She returned with Signor Andre... 26 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,800 What a pair, Zaira and Mr. Bang-a-bang! Bang-a-bang, you kidding 27 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 ...he was considered the best, unequaled Chef the Normandie ever had! 28 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,800 Listen I say what you see you believe... 29 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,800 and I see Signor Andre living in Ca del Mosto sitting on his ass... 30 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,800 together with a lady who acts as his governess, but is his lover, as everybody knows... 31 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,800 ...and a young lass, ...who he treats like a daughter, 32 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,800 despite the fact that her surname is her mother's! Ah, 'tis the life I would lead! 33 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,800 Blessed is he who can do it... 'mmnaahh, look at you slobbering, 34 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,800 but I can tell you one thing, ...nobody's getting our son without my approval! 35 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,800 Besides what's the hurry, they're too young yet! 36 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,800 Ehh... How about if they've already consumed...? 37 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Oh yeah, well that's just too bad, 38 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,800 'cause I know my son He doesn't take after his father! Hey... he's no fruit! 39 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,800 Oh you can bet on that and he's not indecent either like you are...! 40 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Well he is my son too... or isn't he? 41 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Hmmm! Ohhh! You piggy...! 42 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Make Waaaaaayyyyooweeee! 43 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,800 See you are very lucky... What do you mean I'm lucky? 44 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 You're lucky 'cause you're fun... 45 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,800 Hmmm... yeah, lots o' fun...? Hmmm... So what does that mean? 46 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,800 'you come with me I'll show you... Hey... 47 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,000 You're supposed to knead the bread today...! Look I don't get paid, but you do... 48 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,800 Oh... come on, hug me...! 49 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,800 My hands are full of dough Give here... 50 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,800 What are you doing...? 51 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Cleaning you what else...? 52 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Oh you're right, Lola, I'm so lucky... 53 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,800 No... you excite me too much... And so...? 54 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,800 And so first we have to get married! Oh, with me no and with whores yes huh?! 55 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,800 For your information, I don't go with those kind of women! Don't be wayward with me, Lola... 56 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,800 or you'll make me lack respect... 57 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,800 Don't be wayward with me, Lola? You must be an idiot! 58 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,800 Listen, Masetto... 59 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,800 they say virginity is only a crumb of bread... 60 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,800 and the first birdie that comes along takes it away... In other words...? 61 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,000 You're just a dodo! 62 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,800 You're almost naked, most of the time... 63 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 It's so hot, What do you want me to dress like, a nun, huh? 64 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,800 Who do you think of all the time...? 65 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Of you, just you, all the time... 66 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,800 Oh god, y' driving me crazy... 67 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 And I'm here waiting... 68 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Oh, yes... 69 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Signor Tommaso... the bread too has risen! 70 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,800 Should I pick you after lunch, about 3 o'clock? 71 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 No, go respect somebody else... 72 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,800 Shameless thing... Talking to me...? Could've brushed up 'little bit 73 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,800 Oh, I leaned on some flour sacks... Huh, I'll tell y' what you leaned on! 74 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I'll brush you dear... 75 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Ouch...! Why did you hit me like that?! 76 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Well...? 77 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Of all the cheek! 78 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,800 Blessed the cheek...! 79 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,800 Heh... I think I prefer them headless... 80 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,800 bodies alone are more expressive... 81 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,800 and above all... they don't lie... 82 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Right, the quintessence of being... Coito... ergo sum! 83 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,800 En effet, all the rest, is nothing but, distraction... No, go ahead say it, 84 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,800 an illusion, a fraud a lie, 85 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,800 no, no even worse, eh... a curse! 86 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,800 Work, success... progress... 87 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,800 It's all bullshit... 88 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,800 Only there... I, am...! 89 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Some of the credit I think is due to the black and white... 90 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,800 Eh, huh... Zaira was made for black and white! I'll never forget... 91 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,800 first time I saw her... 92 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 It was in Le Havre... 93 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,800 I was already a chef on the Normandie... 94 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,000 and she was in charge of the cloakroom in first class... 95 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,800 Huh... - She was wearing her black uniform, 96 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,800 ...White collar... black stockings... 97 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,800 pure, white skin... 98 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,800 A bombshell! She was having an affair with somebody else... 99 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,800 and she gave him up for me... 100 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,800 She eh, sacrificed him for me... 101 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,800 And you, in exchange, 102 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,800 sacrificed travels, adventures, 'n' straying about as you pleased... hmm 103 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,800 All I gave up were today's myths 104 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,800 That boom of theirs will blow them up... 105 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 When I'm out here I can laugh at all the trouble the world's getting itself into, 106 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,800 all I need is what is in my plate... and in my bed... 107 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,800 that is la joie de vivre, 108 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Pepe... Ca del Mosto... your friendship... 109 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Hmph... Zaira's derriere 110 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And... Lola's... smile... 111 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,800 Must I imagine she's not your daughter Andre...? 112 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It is not for you to imagine... 113 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,800 Ughhh! That looks sinful, Ma-ma... They're already blessed... 114 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,800 Praised be the Lord... 115 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,800 Praised be... - Now and forever amen 116 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,800 Now and forever amen 117 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I've something for you, dear 118 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,800 ...the good Pope, John the 23rd, 119 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,000 he'll always protect you... 120 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,000 See if the water's boiling and check the salt... 121 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,800 ...a little bit too salty... For Andre nothing's too salty... 122 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,800 He's all salt I know... 123 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,800 All right let's get a move on, wash your hands, 124 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,800 and fix a tray with 2 plates, 2 glasses, 125 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,800 a bottle of wine and four rolls... 126 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Yeah yeah... 127 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,800 Here... take it up to the Master, 128 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 he's in the studio with Pepe... 129 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,800 What's eating you, Zaire? 130 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,800 Eh my daughter's no longer a child... 131 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Praised be the Lord... 132 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,800 Here Padre... this is the heel of the salami... 133 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,800 the prior's portion... 134 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,800 Oh, the hindquarter, thank you child 135 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Thank you and God bless, thank you... 136 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,300 Is it true that you and Maxime had a mistress in common... 137 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,300 the famous danceusce? 138 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,300 Oh, she was famous all right But not for le dance 139 00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,300 She once had 12 men on-the-trot one after the other 140 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,300 She likes ceremonies But Maxime was impotent; was he not? 141 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,300 he got her warmed up and then I took over 142 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,500 Like I said she likes cerem... Pepe, Attenio! 143 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,500 Oh Lola, Bonjour mon petit 144 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,300 What a pleasure to see you Bonjour, Mr. Pepe 145 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,300 Mama prepared you something to eat and drink Mmm... the smell of baked bread! 146 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,300 More likely of baker boy 147 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,300 Incidentally how is Thomas Santou? 148 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,500 What do you care? You don't have to marry him 149 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:42,300 Well, if he makes love the way he bakes bread...! 150 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,500 You are a very lucky girl 151 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,300 Monsieur Pepe 152 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,500 Merci 153 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,300 Can I leave the tray here? Or does it hinder the projector? 154 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,500 Leave it there. Leave it there 155 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,300 Thank you... 156 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,500 It's not the tray that's going to blur our view... 157 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,500 Ah-ah... not that! 158 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,300 It's off limits... 159 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,500 I'm like Bluebeard... every door except one 160 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,300 And that, where did you get that? 161 00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:00,300 One of my old ships... The Atalante... 162 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:05,500 It's still working...? I think so... take a look 163 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:27,500 Help me...! 164 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,300 All right, all right, come on, come on then... hm... 165 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,500 What are you doing? Put me down 166 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,300 All right, you can go now... 167 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,300 ...run along 168 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,300 Take them as a present... 169 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,300 Come on! Let us get on with our work... 170 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,300 Yes, very delicate work... you never know, 171 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,500 you could mistake one ass for another 172 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,300 She's simply delightful... 173 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,300 She's a Charlotte Russe... And something even more... 174 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:16,300 An unquenchable pussy of natural talent! 'Lola...? 175 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,500 No! That one... 176 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,300 Ah! Who's that? 177 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,300 A country bride, name's... Carla 178 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,300 ...shameless, twat Yet she lives in constant fear, 179 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,300 which lends a certain licentiousness Where did you come across her...? 180 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,300 She was in Michelle's atelier looking for a dress, 't was just a candid shot, she wasn't really posing... 181 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,300 I'll shoot her later this afternoon, 182 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,300 full service in the buff... 183 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,300 With the hat though... 184 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,300 I guaranteed her that the pictures would only be published in France... 185 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,300 although no Italian editor would dare take the chance. Andre...? 186 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,300 You come along too...? 187 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,300 Yes, of course... 188 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,300 Only eh... I feel sorry for her... 189 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,300 Ahh... she's going to be disappointed... 190 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,500 what we want from her... is far less than she's willing to give 191 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,300 You do me a favor if you come Oddly enough... 192 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,300 Michelle is rather jealous when I'm alone among such models... 193 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,300 Well, you know women, always trying to turn you into someone else... 194 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,300 that's why every now and then I have to make it very clear... 195 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,500 that I will continue to ehh... give free rein... to the rest of my desires 196 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,300 Bravo Andre, show everyone that toi c'est toi... 197 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,300 and that it's their choice whether to take you or leave you 198 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,300 Merci, mon ami, I'll walk with you... 199 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,500 it's a beautiful day! 200 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:37,500 ...Betrothed... 201 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,500 Unbetrothed... 202 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,800 And what if someone came walking through? 203 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,800 He'll enjoy the view... 204 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,800 The Normandie was a floating house of pleasure... 205 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000 And what pleasure! 206 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,000 There, there, there... Ahh, now it's as pink as a rose 207 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,800 Ahh, I like that 208 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,800 Yes, lovely 209 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Pepe, prepare her! 210 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,800 Pepe... I, have finished... 211 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Our trophy is up for the bidding... 212 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,800 I shall be the first... 213 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000 And then the others will all join in 214 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800 How many others...? 215 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,800 Twelve... As you wish mon amour, mon chef! 216 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Sante... Merci... 217 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Eleven to go... 218 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,800 I could turn that bakery into something you wouldn't believe, 219 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,000 a big, modern money-making factory... 220 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Quiet! Ch-ch-ch... 221 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,800 Eh th-th-th There... there... Don't make noise, quiet! 222 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000 The-they're the, Cavaliers, cavaliers of Italy, hey! 223 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,800 I really don't see any Cavaliers, A couple of twats maybe 224 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000 He who sees sees huh! He who sees sees! The Cavaliers of Italy... 225 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,800 He's nutty... 226 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,800 They call them Gildo the Voyeur Everybody knows him... 227 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,800 What's a voyeur...? It's somebody who gets his rocks off spying on you, 228 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,800 like those Italian Cavaliers there... Well who are the Cavaliers of Italy...? 229 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,800 They're our dickey-birds... ...cavaliers... He keeps going peek-a-boo... 230 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,800 Oh, he doesn't hurt anybody, he just looks that's all... 231 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,800 Like I was saying, I want to set up a factory, real modern, 232 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,800 for the mass-production of breadstick, sandwich-bread and fresh egg noodles, 233 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,800 for export mostly in Germany... And raise laying hens, 234 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,800 mass-production eggs for our noodles, automatic heaters and automatic feeders, 235 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,800 'got so many things in mind we can do together, Lola... 236 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000 And I have only one! 237 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,800 Let's get outta her, that nut's there So what... 238 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,800 ' doesn't seem to bother anyone... didn't you say he just watches... 239 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000 I want you, Tommaso 240 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,500 Take me Tommaso, now! - Ohh! 241 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,300 Do what you have to do whatta you waiting for, Tommaso?! 242 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,300 What I'm waiting for is for us to get married! 243 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:59,500 Look he's not waiting, poor thing, you're cruel. You're gonna make him cry 244 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,300 Get your bloomers back on...! No, I'll do nothing of the sort, 245 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,300 not before you avoid respecting me... Avoid...? 246 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:13,300 Rape me, screw me, do me! Are you crazy... 247 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,300 ...only a few days before our wedding, n' you want to ruin it all... 248 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,300 Don't worry it's not gonna get ruined What if I don't like you, 249 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,300 and it's all wrong... One must experiment before the wedding, 250 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,500 I have to know beforehand, and make sure that you love me, ahh... 251 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,500 You want to be sure of my love? My respecting you is the very proof of it 252 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000 You're being silly, Lola, you're talking nonsense! 253 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,800 I want an apology, Lola... An apology?! 254 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,800 Where do you think you are, in a tearoom or something? I know what you got spinning your head 255 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,800 You're worried I'm gonna betray you, and put the horns on you 256 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,800 Which is what you deserve probably, you think virginity... 257 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,800 is an insurance policy against your getting the horns! The poor boy... 258 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,800 I could put horns on you before and after our marriage, 259 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,800 just like that! 260 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,800 Faggot! Go on, go marry your noodle factory! 261 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,800 Come back, Lola, where are you going? 262 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000 To find somebody who's less of a jerk than you are! 263 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,800 A virgin, ole... 264 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,800 Is there anyone willing not to respect me...? 265 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Come back here 266 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Hey you, Voyeur... 267 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,800 What's going on...? 268 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,800 I scared him too 269 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000 No, you what you should listen to me... Hmm? 270 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Stupid... 271 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 ...so stupid... Let go... 272 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 ...You're right I'm pretty stupid 273 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,800 Oh the dressmaker! I had an appointment at five... 274 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Don't worry, we'll make it... 275 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,800 Sonia, come 276 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,000 ...it's so nice here Come... 277 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,800 Get the damn thing started, I don't wanna get there too late, 278 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,800 for my bridal gown I'm supposed to try it on... 279 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,800 What's the point in going, if you're not gonna marry me anymore? 280 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000 You can go fly a kite while I marry somebody that I like... 281 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000 What the hell is the matter with this all of a sudden?! 282 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800 Look if you don't hurry, you're gonna bleed to death before I get to the dressmaker... 283 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,800 Yeah well you better get out and get my handkerchief, 284 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,000 ...in my side-pocket... 285 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,800 I don't feel any handkerchief... 286 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,800 There's really nothing much in there... Shuttup Not very much... Put anything on it, a strip of your blouse, 287 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,800 your skirt, whatever! 288 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Wait a minute... 289 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Don't worry... 290 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Hold still... 291 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000 The juices of women are a potent, and immediate disinfectant... 292 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,800 Wow! You're really too much for me... 293 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,800 Well, it's true... 294 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000 What goes on in that little head of yours anyway, huh? 295 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,800 Only because today is Easter... 296 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,800 It's the last time I'm going to step in 297 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,800 I just find it inhibiting... 298 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,800 What is this disgust? I'm surprised at your repression! 299 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Knowing how talented your finger is! Ow, ahhh, goddamn bird... 300 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,800 what've you been eating?! -Ahh... 301 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,800 Let me take care of it, 302 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,000 give here... 303 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,000 What are you tugging there, stupid...?! 304 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,800 You'd like me to have one like that wouldn't you...? 305 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 It's late, come on! 306 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,800 Oh, just barely in time... 307 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,800 Hey, wait up... 308 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,800 Can't we go together, slow down? You crazy, 309 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,800 Showing the gown to the groom, spells a marriage of ill-fated doom 310 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,800 Watch out with your dressmaker huh? 311 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,800 A french seamstress who whores on the side... 312 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,800 that can get kinda heady She can influence you, don't forget that, Lola! 313 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,800 Shut up! 314 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,800 How I could fall in love with an idiot like that! 315 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I'd be waiting at the bar 316 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,800 All of a sudden it rains, what weather, look at it... 317 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Unpredictable like women, yeah, 'eah... 318 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Un moment, j'arrive... mon Dieu 319 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,800 Oh it's you, cherie... I was about to call you... 320 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,800 I'm sorry I'm late, Madame, it started to rain and I was on a... 321 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Yes-yes-yes, all right, come along 322 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,800 Huh, with lightning too Voila... 323 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,800 Ooohh how beautiful, a work of art Madame... 324 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,800 Yes it's coming along well, undress and try it on 325 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Yeah... 326 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,800 Ehhh... I'm afraid it's not possible Et pourquoi? 327 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,800 Don't have any panties What...? 328 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,800 You lost them by accident, cherie? Well, in a way... 329 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,800 it was an emergency Oh, je comprend... 330 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,800 at your age it's very common and it happens often, Oh but I have what you need... 331 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000 So you undress and I'd be right back 332 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,300 Hurry, vite, vite... 333 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:02,500 Vite, vite? Ou'est-ce qu' il y a? ...Pourquois? 334 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:13,500 Go on... 335 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,300 Here we are... these come from Paris... 336 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,300 they are trimmed with lace... tre's chic cherie 337 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,300 Thank you Madame Michelle... You'll have them tomorrow 338 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,300 Oh no no, you can keep them, darling 339 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,500 It will be my wedding gift 340 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:46,300 This is a lovely gown, dear... But I think you look best... 341 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:50,300 When you are in the nude Well, I can't go to church with just a veil... 342 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:54,300 What a shame... You're perfect as it... 343 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,300 There are men who I know, cherie... 344 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,300 who would... pay a fortune for a girl... 345 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,300 ...like you are, dear 346 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,300 Might you be virgin...? Yeah, I feel like a dope... 347 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,300 You said that they would pay a lot... 348 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:11,300 Beaucoup, beaucoup d'argent... 349 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,300 So many girls sit on a fortune without even knowing it 350 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:17,300 lmagine, there's a gentleman I know who is ready to pay an enormous sum, 351 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:21,300 just to be near you... and admire you, 352 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:25,300 ...in total respect... Oh, no. It's a mania, 353 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:28,300 ooohhh... in total respect! No, dear Michelle, 354 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:31,300 I thank you, but love's a lot of fun...! 355 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:35,300 And if it isn't I don' wanna do it... 356 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:39,500 Oh... excuse me a minute... 357 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,300 Madame Carla...? Good evening 358 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,300 ...and how are you, Michelle? Through there... 359 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,500 Thank you 360 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,300 Silly tarts 361 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:12,500 Oh mon chou... you're a veritable angel 362 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:23,300 What... your husband Madame Michelle... What kind of photos does he do? 363 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,300 Photos of art, my dear... 364 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:30,300 But models in Italy have no class 365 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:34,300 Paris is another world, plus chic! 366 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,300 Ahhh... Then why didn't you stay where you were? 367 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,300 For many reasons... my dear 368 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:43,300 ...la guerre... politics... And Cinema, the movies, 369 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,300 I worked in wardrobe and he was cameraman... 370 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,500 But that was a long time ago... 371 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,300 Voila... Perfection... not yet, You are missing the veil... 372 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,300 No moving... you're full of pins 373 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:03,500 ...they hurt 374 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,300 I accepted only because they're artistic photos, Signor Andre... 375 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,500 But of course, Signora Carla... eh, artistic, and... poetic! 376 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:50,300 Don't squeeze your legs together then... 377 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,300 Now lift your slip... Very good 378 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,300 Lean forward... ...it has got to stick out 379 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:01,300 The highlight! We've just met, I naturally wouldn't want you to think badly of me 380 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:05,300 On the contrary, I think very highly of you, Signora Carla... 381 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,300 Oh... pardon, I was looking for a veil', 382 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:11,500 Carla, you are worthy of D'Annunzio... 383 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,300 Am I pretty...? 384 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:21,300 Hmmm... a... bijou 385 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:25,500 D'Annunzio... 386 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Here you are darling 387 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,800 And your veil, you like it? 388 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,800 I dunno... It's a veil... 389 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,800 What's the matter, dear... Are you upset? 390 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,800 Oh, it's nothing... could be because the day is gloomy, 391 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,800 and that we're in the dark... 392 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,800 It often happens the first time you put on a wedding gown, 393 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,800 but you get over it, it's just a bit of, cafardness 394 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,800 Huh? Bit of ca'...? 395 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,800 En francais you say cafard Ahh, I know that's melancholy, 396 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,800 Andre says that to Mama when she's sad 397 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Oui... you're melancholy and sad? 398 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,800 No, I'm not sad, it's only that... Only that, it itches like hell! 399 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,800 Oh bravo, Lola when it itches it itches, 400 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000 which of course has nothing to do with your being a bride 401 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:54,500 'pretty long time... I took the time it took... 402 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,300 Did it come out right? 403 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:03,500 Hmmm... 404 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:21,300 Wanna drink or something? 405 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,300 Hmmm... Marsala wine... That's pretty strong... 406 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,300 Too bad, I feel like Marsala... 407 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,500 One Marsala 408 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,500 Look, what a nice wedding gift I got from Madame Michelle 409 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:51,300 Cover up! Why? They're looking at you... 410 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:55,500 Well it's too bad 411 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,300 Ohhh... you're staring at the girl, you're gonna get the guy all riled up... 412 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,300 So whatta y' worried about... It's not like we were back in Palermo... 413 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,300 we're up North... They're nice, they don't get offended, 414 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:24,300 when you happen to look at their broads 415 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:28,300 Sit like a lady or there'll be trouble 416 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,500 Ooph, Tommaso you're such a bore... 417 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,300 Oy-yo-yo-yo, I'm dying, she's crazy... 418 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:58,500 Now the fun starts... 419 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,300 Come on Lola, let's get outta here! I'm not going anywhere 420 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:16,300 What do you mean? No! ...besides it's raining... 421 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,500 I gotta go to the John too 422 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:31,300 If you need help... 423 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,300 I'm at your disposal 424 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:38,300 Got him right on the beak... You deserved it 425 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:42,500 Look, he's starting to get angry 426 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:36,300 What the... That's enough now... 427 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,300 Whatta you crazy or something...?! You're coming with me! 428 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,300 Watch your manners Let go of me, 429 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:45,300 who do you think you are anyway?! And you dance with me from now on! 430 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,300 We made the North jealous... You fucking Bedouin, I'll bust your head in! 431 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:51,500 Get your hands off of him 432 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,300 Hold him, hold him, we'll giv'm a lesson 433 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:58,300 Bash his head and see if it scores... 434 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:01,300 On the pinball? Hey, not on the machine 435 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:05,300 I don't have to marry you, I'm free-free to do as I damn please 436 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:08,300 Yeah, I wish I were too... Good-bye 437 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,300 Break, break... 438 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:14,500 That's enough! 439 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:18,300 Miss, Hey Miss... hop in I'll give you a lift 440 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:22,300 I will go where you go... wherever that is... 441 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,300 Come on, hop in 442 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,300 What are you afraid of, I'm a gentleman I am, can't you tell...? 443 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:32,500 Oh, c'mon Miss get in the car... 444 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:41,500 Lola! 445 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:48,500 Lola... Get in, let's go! 446 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,300 Lolaaa! 447 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:56,500 Now, now... 448 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:03,500 No Lola, where you going... 449 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:15,300 How'd it go? You lost your gadget? 450 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:19,300 What gadget? With the dude who was hollering like he had a fever, 451 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,300 you're Lola huh? Lola...? 452 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,300 No... Oh really...? My name is Zaira... 453 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:28,300 Zaira, it's a pleasure, you are talking to Lenzi Remo the furrier, 454 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,300 absolute best furrier in the business, 455 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:33,300 A- Number-one 456 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:36,300 Would you like to take a peak? Go ahead... 457 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:40,500 feel how lush they are... 458 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,300 You got a pretty good chassis there Zaira... 459 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,300 You ever think of modelling? 460 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:52,300 You'd look great in a mink coat... 461 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:56,500 How about a little music...? 462 00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:01,300 That's it, relax honey, then you'll tell me where you have to go, huh? 463 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:04,300 Maybe you want me to, close the window...? 464 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,300 Ehh... no don't close it, 465 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:10,300 I need the air and the rain drops... 466 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,300 What are you afraid of? 467 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:16,500 Zilch, o' nobody, nothing... 468 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:32,500 Yeah, you're a winner... Ohh 469 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:40,500 ...every little bit... 470 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,500 Whatta bush... 471 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,300 I get your fur, Zaira, 472 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,300 and you're gonna get all of mine, 473 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:37,500 fair exchange huh... 474 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:54,500 Oh, more, even more... You are la joie... de vivre...! 475 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Formidable... A dream... in black and white 476 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,800 What the hell are you doing? Where am I anyway?! 477 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,800 You're with me honey, take it easy Let go. I wanna get outta here... 478 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,800 Oh c'mon... You come in my car without any panties, 479 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,800 and then all of a sudden you wanna turn me into a sucker or something? 480 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,800 I don't have to turn you, you already are! Ah, so pussy's being sarcastic, 481 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,800 Well I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget, Come here, Miss no panties... 482 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Get ya filthy hands, Hmmm! 483 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,800 Ohhhh... Ahhhh... you bitch, you crazy or something You wanna get hit smart ass, 484 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,800 here, now stop it! You wiggle your ass then you do virgin martyr bit? 485 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,800 Zaira, you know what you are, huh, Zaira you know what? 486 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,800 A hunk o' tail, a hooker, yeah... Where the hell do you think you are going, Chippy... 487 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,800 Where the fuck do you think, Ahh, 488 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,800 ...no you don't, gimme a piece of that! 489 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,800 Ahhhhh, you cunt you, right in the soft parts, right in the nuts... 490 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,800 I'll get you yet... Oh yeah...?! 491 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,800 Then come on out, I dare you...! 492 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,000 That's not fairplay... not fairplay ...it's not... 493 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Coming, coming... 494 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,800 It's your Masetto... Well, don't keep him waiting 495 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Enter dear 496 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,800 Ahh... a splendid book 497 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,800 Here's someone who finally says loud and clear, 498 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,800 that they shouldn't close down the house, and that as a result, 499 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,800 Society ladies are now putting out for free That bitchy senator... 500 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,800 it's all on account of her... She's probably doin' it for nothing... 501 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,800 I didn't come here for any senator, 502 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,800 It's you I come for 503 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,800 Heyyy... look at you, 504 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,800 you'd think you were shipwrecked... 505 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,800 Got in a brawl, huh? ...you can tell me... 506 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,800 Look I came here to get laid, not to fuck around... Yeah well, before you start tootsie, 507 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,000 let's dry you up a little, huh? 508 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,800 Relax now, take it easy 509 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,800 Your Wilma's here with you 510 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,800 ...good boy, you dry your hair now... 511 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,800 Let's hope you didn't drench your money too 512 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Ah, let go I'll do it... Hmm? 513 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,800 So, what happened to your finger? Need a new bandage? 514 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,800 It's coming apart... 515 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,000 See... I'll do it for you 516 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,000 What... wha' did you use it as a Band-Aid? 517 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,800 Ah I'amour, I'amour... She must really be in love with you, 518 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,800 if she's ready to give up her panties for you 519 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,800 So tell me what did you fight over, 520 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,800 another of your ugly jealous rows? 521 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,800 None of your business what I do, I'm here to get laid... 522 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,800 No you are frustrated... ...and I got to be your scapegoat 523 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,800 With the houses closed, everybody get his on the run, 524 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,800 no longer any room for foreplay... 525 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,800 In the old sporting houses I heard say girls conversed a lot with the clients, 526 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,800 joked and sang... It was a question of principle! For me it was... 527 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,800 A question of principle for fuck? 528 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,800 My poor little Tomasetto... Shut up... 529 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Here... slip it on... 530 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,000 You're always... so exciting, Masetto, 531 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Come... 532 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,800 So... how do you want me...? 533 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,800 Yes darling, do what you want... ...and don't think about her making you angry 534 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,800 Come, come, get on me... Jump on me, 535 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,800 kiss me if you like... ohhh... Yes, I'm ready, 536 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,800 You're driving me crazy... 537 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,800 This is how you have to screw that dumb twat of yours... 538 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,800 Shut up, don't talk... Forgive me, I won't talk, 539 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,800 let's just enjoy! I'm the dumb twat, 540 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:40,000 ...not her, just me, just me!! 541 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Lola 542 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,300 Tell me something, Wilma... Why is Lola so spiteful? 543 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:26,300 Oh, sweet boy... you should know... 544 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:30,500 ...that love is all a spite... 545 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:52,300 Hmph! What happened to you? Ah caught in a rainstorm... 546 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:57,500 Aren't you up early? Was getting ready to go out hunting... 547 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:02,300 Pepe's coming by later... 548 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,300 And Mama...? 549 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:08,500 Upstairs... asleep... 550 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,300 Yeah... Dry yourself... 551 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:17,300 you'll catch your death... Here... 552 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:21,500 Gotta take these off first, they're so sopping 553 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:28,500 Then hang it in front of me if it bothers you 554 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:35,300 What's the matter? 555 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,300 You're the father you say you are, 556 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:41,500 aren't you...? 557 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,300 All done, you can dry me now... Finished? 558 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:56,500 Is something missing? It's all I got... 559 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:13,500 Well, what happened, did you eh... Have a fight with Tommaso? 560 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:20,500 It's over with him... 561 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,300 Ahhh... Go on. What happened? 562 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,300 The usual... 563 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,300 he's your opposite... 564 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,300 With him there's no kidding, no fooling around, no dreaming... 565 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:40,300 He keep's saying: no, no, no as usual 566 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:43,300 He's always making a scene, he's jealous of anybody, 567 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,300 I say hello to... 568 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:50,300 Even of my father... 569 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,300 Hmph... Maybe he's right 570 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:55,300 You can't lock up la joie de vivre... 571 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:58,300 Or could he be wrong... 572 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:01,300 Do you love him? 573 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:03,300 I don't know... 574 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:07,300 There are two Lolas... 575 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:11,500 One wants Masetto... 576 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:16,500 and the other... 577 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,500 Dry yourself... 578 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:40,500 Here... drink this, it'll do you good 579 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:51,500 Hey, what is that? 580 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:59,300 Find me a dress that's dry Look inside my room 581 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,300 Not even please...? 582 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:04,300 Why don't you go and fetch it yourself? 583 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,300 Because if I go... 584 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:11,500 Who knows if I'll return? 585 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,800 What are you looking at...? The moon, it's so white 586 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,000 Yeah... So am I... And... elle est belle...! 587 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,800 Like a posed photograph...? 588 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:05,000 Oh better... Like a woman! 589 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,000 Right, that's enough, get dressed No, you dress me Come here... here put this on, here 590 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,800 How'd you find this one? 591 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,800 I just followed my nose... 592 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,800 I can just see you snooping around in my room, when I'm not there, huh? 593 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,000 And you come snooping around... even when I'm here 594 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,800 You're still going to marry Tommaso, huh? 595 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,800 No, not anymore... Then you can carry on making him jealous 596 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,800 I'm not marrying Tommaso, ...you wanna bet? 597 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,800 Easy... Bet what...? Me... 598 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,800 Don't joke, baby girl No, it's a fact... 599 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,800 Though I'm promised to Tommaso, it is you who are, luring me away... 600 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:59,000 Don't talk foolishly... I'm your father 601 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:07,000 Well are you... or, aren't you? 602 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,800 Andre! Lola! 603 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,800 You little slut! Dirty slut! 604 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,000 All right, all right Zaira, all right, nothing happened! 605 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,800 The wench! Look who's talking? 606 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,800 I saw your sleazy bordello photographs, ...congratulations! 607 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,800 I can accept the others, but not my daughter! 608 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,800 Dirty lech, you turned her into your lover, huh? Admit it, 609 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,800 I want to know, I want to know! What's there to know, 610 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,800 you jealous idiot, she came in here soaked to the skin, and I helped to dry her! 611 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,800 That is all, that is all... 612 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,800 Now I want to know everything from you Everything what...? 613 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,800 And this time... 614 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,800 I want the truth... 615 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,800 Is Lola my daughter...? 616 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,800 Got it on your mind, huh? She could've been your daughter, 617 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,800 but you preferred her to be mine! ...and I played along, 618 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,800 letting you live in the doubt, a doubt that would protect her, 619 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,800 ...while saving our own love, but nothing will stop you, nothing! 620 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,800 Because your libido is so perverted that instead of showing restraint, 621 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,800 'cause she's your daughter, it excited you, 622 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000 you pig...! 623 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,800 Lola's father is Jean... Go on, take another swat at me... 624 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,800 Good ole Jean... 625 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,800 your machinist friend on the Normandie Ehh, he introduced us... 626 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,800 ...he was my lover 627 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,800 And you knew it all along 628 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,800 Lola was already on her way before I met you... 629 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,800 ...it was that pig's good-bye present Nice huh? You pig... 630 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,800 ...and now that you know Lola's not your daughter, run to her, go ahead, go ahead, run to h'... 631 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,800 No no, it's not true, no, no... 632 01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:00,000 You know I could never love anybody but you... 633 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,800 You are a pig no, a pig, a pig, pig-pig, you're a pig 634 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,800 No, no, no, no... 635 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,800 Can't you feel me? Ahhh, 636 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,800 feel the way I love you... Yes... yes... 637 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,800 I sense you love yer, it's she you want... 638 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,800 No, no-no-no... 639 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,800 You know that's not true... No, that's for you, for you 640 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,800 No... 641 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,800 No woman has ever excited me the way... 642 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,800 Yes, you excite me so quickly... No, no, I saw you... 643 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,800 You didn't see anything 644 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,800 You know... there's only you 645 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,800 I could never love anybody... 646 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:46,000 ...the way I love you... 647 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:53,000 You pig! 648 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:05,000 Yes... Bite me, yes... Bite me! 649 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,800 Will you shuttup, ballbreaker! 650 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,800 What's wrong you don't like the song? 651 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,000 No, and you neither... 652 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,800 Well, what's to look at? 653 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,800 The rolls aren't done yet? 654 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,800 Huh...? Obviously not if I closed the oven, stupid! 655 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,800 It's strange... ...according to the clock they should be out 656 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,800 Oh really! 657 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,800 You're gonna tell me how to run a bakery now, are you? 658 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,800 Look if you can't get your rocks off with Lola, ...don't take it out on me 659 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:07,000 ...son of a bitch! 660 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,800 Listen sweet pea... you just mention Lola's name and you're dead, 661 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,800 ...is that clear?! Yeah loud and clear... 662 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:18,000 mustn't name... uh huh 663 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,800 Clear my ass, you pud puller! 664 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,000 That's the end of you, you little cream puff! 665 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,000 The bread, the bread's burning! What? 666 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,000 Hurry hurry 667 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,000 Stupid... look what you did? 668 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,000 Ahhh... what l did? 669 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:19,500 Maseetttooooo!! 670 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,300 Anything else? Some fresh buns... Ahh, I'm sorry... 671 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:48,300 but the hand-rolled bread is gonna take a little longer, Signora... Really, why ever...? 672 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:51,300 Ah, it's the whimsy of ovens... ...and of bakers, 673 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:54,300 whose thoughts are far from their work You're being unjust, 674 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,300 come on, they're about to get hooked 675 01:20:56,500 --> 01:21:00,300 Unfortunately... The girl's a tropical disease which is incurable 676 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:04,300 Yours son's marrying the disease, not you,and he's probably immune... 677 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:08,500 'better pray the girl doesn't take after that whoremongering Signor Andre... 678 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,300 Oh, you're talking of a future in-law... In-law of that scoundrel? 679 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:15,300 If I learn that Lola is officially Signor Andre's daughter, 680 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,300 ...you can be sure she'll not marry Masetto! 681 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:22,300 Good morning! How you doin' Lola, the usual? 682 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:26,300 No, today no bread, ...just Masetto You just stay outta there, you hear! 683 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:29,300 Eh, he's got a supplementary batch to do, 684 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,300 don't distract him sweetie... 685 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,300 Hah 686 01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:40,300 Hmm... 'they burned the bread by chance...? 687 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:44,500 Will you just look at her...! Hmph! 688 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:51,300 Hi... You burned the bread huh? Don't get cheeky, 689 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,300 Iook at the way she shows up! Well, as far as that goes, you look like a pretzel 690 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:58,300 Every minute of the day you're jealous, you in that bar with those soldiers and all, 691 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:02,300 and then you ordering me to get into the car of that awful man 692 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,300 I ordered you to get in the car with that man? 693 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:09,300 'was you're doing yeah on account of your sick jealous phobia, 'and you wanna know what took place in there, 694 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:13,300 ...want the details...? Go on...! Poor Tomasetto... 695 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:17,300 Don't gimme that shit, talk... Go on! 696 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:20,300 I was forced to consent! 697 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:24,500 Forced to conse'... 698 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:30,300 One word outta you, you're dead, ...mind the ovens! 699 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,300 Take that! What's all this bullshit, 700 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:36,300 if it's true I'll strangle you, you little bitch... ...talk, go ahead talk, go on! 701 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:39,300 I was forsaken, forsaken... What the fuck does that mean...? 702 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:43,300 I took a back alley the minute I got into his car The pervert finally parks, 703 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:48,300 and I'm sitting there like a goose, then all of a sudden... he notices I don't have any panties 704 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,300 I did everything to break away, 705 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,300 but he, he, he... jumped on top of me, and tied my arms and legs... 706 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:58,300 Then I called out, called out to you, 707 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:01,300 oh how I called out to you, Masetto, ...you'll never know 708 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:05,300 I was forsaken...! And... 709 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:07,300 And I said you mustn't, you mustn't... 710 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:10,300 to a virgin girl, no you mustn't I am a virgin... 711 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:14,500 But all he did... was to spread me with all the force he had... 712 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,300 and unleashed his libido... 713 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:21,300 Oh c'mon, spit it out, what did he do?! 714 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:25,300 He took his dick out and slipped inside me, you got it, lunkhead? 715 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:28,300 He took my cherry is what he did, my virginity and... 716 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:32,500 ...it's all your fault! Hmph! 717 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:37,300 That's a lotta crap. You made the whole thing up. I know you... 718 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:41,500 Instead it happened, it happened, ...and if you don't believe it, take a look! 719 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,300 What? Take a look at what? 720 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:54,300 What's to look at, you little slut, I'll give you something to look at, 721 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:58,500 here, you slut, you cunt, you wench, wench, wench, wench... 722 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,300 Slut, ahh... 723 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:05,300 Yeah, slut, cunt, horny little wench! 724 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:10,500 Ah deflower me, deflower me... 725 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,300 You lied to me, you lied... why'd you lie? 726 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:18,500 You liar... 727 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:41,300 Tell me why you made up all that baloney...? 728 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:46,500 To help you take the initiative... give me a towel or something I'm such a mess... 729 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:55,300 Here, take this. It's clean We use it to cover the dough to help it rise... 730 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,300 It's just what I need, 731 01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:01,500 especially now, I could start getting big all of a sudden 732 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,300 Doesn't matter... 733 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:08,500 we'll just tell the dressmaker to hurry up and finish your gown... 734 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:13,500 I love you-love you-love you 735 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:27,300 Hey hussy... what's your cock doing here? 736 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,800 The poor thing's in mourning... Of all the lovelies gathered in our midst... 737 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,800 there's but one who heads the list: 738 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,800 who else... but Lola! 739 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,300 If you're tired, my young baker, 740 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:43,300 rest up tonight, ...and let me take her! 741 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:47,500 Give me one too! Yoohoo, give me one too 742 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:52,500 Coming dear... Hmmm?! 743 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:58,300 Here... take this... take it...! 744 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,300 Hmmm... Eh my conjugal duties require... 745 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:04,500 that I uphold my husband's offer... 746 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:24,500 A toast to our first night, Monsieur... 747 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:31,500 I'm bursting, so full, careful it's holding me up, careful no, you idiot! 748 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:35,300 It's yours Boss, Wow! 749 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,300 I've never seen one of those... 750 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,300 Give the bride a buss, lad! 751 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:44,300 Buss the buss the bride... A buss, a buss... 752 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:48,500 Buss the bride, buss the bride... buss the bride 753 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,800 You been bawling since we left the church, 754 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:59,500 let's kiss and be c'mon gimme a... 755 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,300 I have to do something. It won't take long Pee pee...? 756 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:09,300 And... Whatta y' mean and? Startin' in again? 757 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:11,300 Ah, ah... Y're not to ask questions, 758 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:15,500 wait and I'll tell you... 759 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,300 They've never seen such a wedding in these parts... 760 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,300 And you couldn't have done more had she been your daughter 761 01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:44,300 Yes, I think it's all gone wonderfully well, my darling... 762 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,800 But I better go check the wedding cake, 763 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:52,000 la piece de resistance! - Excusez- Moi 764 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:57,500 All right Zaire, let's have one, you kissing the groom! Go ahead... 765 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:23,000 They say there are only three things in the world that leave no traces... 766 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:26,300 a gull high up in the air... a halibut in the ocean... 767 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,300 And a cock inside a pussy 768 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:33,000 ...yeah that's my Wilma... 769 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,800 We thank the Lord for womanhood, we thank the Lord we think it's good, 770 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:43,000 and I, a friar... I touch one there and whoops, I feel it here! 771 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:51,300 And tomorrow we shall all be penitent... 772 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:54,300 Oh stop your moaning, Agnes, for goodness sake, eat up the good food, 773 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:57,300 and tonight I'll do you... 774 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:01,500 Not here... 775 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:39,000 Ahhhh... I ehh... I have a present for you... 776 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:46,000 And I too... Only you mustn't tell anybody else though... 777 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,800 It has to be our little secret... 778 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:57,000 Like mine... 779 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:13,000 I, declare you... a member... of my club 780 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:29,000 Oh, Andre... It's stupendous! 781 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:37,000 All right, all right... Now what about my present? 782 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,800 As you know... you were right I married Tommaso... 783 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,000 and so... I lost the bet 784 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:52,000 You won, Andre... and I, have to pay 785 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:07,000 ...Must stop, stop! 786 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,800 You're making a mistake... 787 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:20,000 I'd like to give you a souvenir to remember me by 788 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:32,000 Here, look... you have every right... You won! 789 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:40,000 Ohhhh... Lola, I... I've never met anybody like you... 790 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,800 Nor I like you... 791 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,800 I am a very lucky man... 792 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,800 Didn't you know that whomever gives me pleasure, 793 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:55,000 ...is surely lucky... huh? 794 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:07,800 The bride, we want the bride 795 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,800 Get your bride, son before I do: 796 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,800 we want the bride! 797 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:17,000 We want the bride, we want the bride... 798 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:22,000 You okay... 799 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:32,000 Are we ready...? 800 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:41,800 Kiss her, Masetto Buss the bride, Buss the bride... 801 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:47,000 buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride Buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride 802 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:05,000 Hmmm - Come on, let's dance! 803 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:19,300 Think it'll last, ...or there'll be cheating? 804 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:21,300 Her on him or him on her? 805 01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:25,300 It works both ways... 806 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:29,300 They're wild about each other... that's all that matters... 807 01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:32,300 What does fidelity have to do with living? Hmm... everything... 808 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:36,500 No-no-no, it doesn't... It has nothing to do with it... 809 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:41,500 It does, it does... 810 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:47,300 Look what a nice gift I got from Andre? Oh it's beautiful, 811 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:49,300 are you wearing the dressmaker's gift too...? 812 01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:52,300 No, no panties...! What do you mean, no panties...? 813 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:56,300 I removed two things, my panties and the veil when I went upstairs, 814 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,300 ...they made me itchy... You're always itchy... 815 01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:02,500 Yup! 816 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:06,300 Be on the level, Lola... 817 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:10,500 So long as you don't ask... I'll always be on the level 818 01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:15,300 Don't tell me you're still jealous now that we're married... 819 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:19,300 Above all now...! 820 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:21,300 You feel sorry for having done it? 821 01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:25,500 Well, I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get maried 822 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,300 You mean you're already thinking of cheating...? 823 01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:32,300 Well-I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get married 824 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:34,500 Odwied� www.NAPiSY.info 825 01:35:35,305 --> 01:36:35,646 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org